“How come no one knows any decent taxidermists in this area?!”
“Prioritize your f*cking self over your f*cking self.”
“My mom said she still felt like a child at age 30. What does that make me—a fetus?”
“How do you have the with-it-ness to do anything in the morning?”
“If time is a construct, then time is fake. If time is fake, then the past is fake. But memories—are they fake?”
“I imagined how nice it would be if I got the $350 refund and opted to buy her a ticket to the countryside, say Idaho, where she would plant potatoes and surely be unhappy.”
– Daniel Murage, “One Minute Early,” 4.27.17
“For example, she tells her tour groups, ‘The urban legend of the Soldier’s Arch is that if you kiss your partner underneath it, you will both be married. But the legend doesn’t specify who you will be married to.’”
– Chanel Johnson, “spirit of brown,” 4.6.18
