“Sleep is an anti-capitalist act.”

“I can’t come out tonight. I just lengthened my skin care routine.”

“She’s responsible for what can authoritatively be called the biggest Christmas bop ever put to wax: ‘All I Want for Christmas Is You.’ This, we are all thankful for.”
– Griffin Plaag, “comeback queen,” 11.30.18

“Perhaps the extraordinary nature of literature lies not solely in the dialogue between the writer and the reader, but the way in which a book lives on its own, breathing and touching the lives of those who enter its radius.”
– Divya Santhanam, “a book signing,” 11.29.17

1. A knuckle sandwich?
2. An Andrews breakfast burrito (so they get to skip the line!)
3. Friends who know how to buy good gifts
4. An override code to a capped class
5. An A on their final paper
6. A tea cozy
7. Spare serotonin
8. A million dollars
9. Crocs 
10. The latest issue of post- ;)