• October 29, 2009 |

    Brown Students’ Top Ten Most Successful Come-ons at Fishco. Last Night

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    10. “I’m being ‘over 21’ for Halloween; what’s your costume supposed to be?”

    9.  “Actually, as a member of ARRR!!!, I get to dress like this every day. Hey, why don’t we [insert your own booty joke here]”

    8. “I can see right through your costume. Are you going as ‘Not the Corporation’?”

    7. “Early Halloween party? I thought this was a late Saint Crispin’s day party. Now my Henry V costume just makes me feel out of place. Let’s get out of here.”

    6. “No, I wasn’t too lazy to dress up. My conscience just doesn’t permit me to be part of the othering of the undead”

    5. “If you think this ‘Slutty Ruth’ costume is questionable, you should see my ‘Slutty Annmary Brown’ costume.”

    4. “Apropos of nothing, I’d like to tell you that in my opinion tea is just glorified water.”

    3. “Yes, I’m dressed as Russian Lit. And yes, I am that easy.”

    2. “Tonight I’m the Headless Horseman, and I can think of exactly one way in which you can make me feel complete”

    1. “This reminds me of a Halloween party I threw one time. At my Newport house.”