MOST NEGLECTED ISSUES IN THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS

  1. The cost of Andrews Commons
  2. Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers or fingers as long as your legs?
  3. ISIS
  4. The dissolution of the Freedman’s Bureau
  5. What to do with all that land up on the moon.
  6. Gold standard vs. silver standard
  7. Construction of a national Death Star
  8. The Tariff of Abominations
  9. Heterosexual marriage.
  10. That really annoying feeling when, like, you know you have to sneeze but you can’t