REGRETS OF THE SEMESTER

  1. Not talking to the cute boy in your Anthro section
  2. Not whistling at the cute boy in your Anthro section
  3. Fireball.
  4. ISIS. Post- regrets the error.
  5. Accidentally getting artificially inseminated.
  6. Drunkenly talking to the cute boy in your Anthro section and making a fool of yourself.
  7. Following the cute boy in your Anthro section home for Thanksgiving
  8. Taking a class for ABC credit.
  9. Not listening to 1989 every waking moment.
  10. The restraining order against the cute boy in your Antho section