THINGS BRIAN WILLIAMS SHOULD DO DURING HIS TIME OFF

  1. Take over The Daily Show
  2. Guest star on Girls as Marnie’s new sugar daddy
  3. Take an ethics in journalism course
  4. Drift across the American Midwest
  5. Get into peyote
  6. Drift across the American Midwest on peyote
  7. Start making and selling turquoise jewelry
  8. Get big on the Renaissance Fair circuit
  9. Host a show on Fox News
  10. Become a serial killer who only kills other serial killers