1. Hawkeye
  2. Robin
  3. Big Bird
  4. BATMAN. (Editor’s note: Bats are not birds, but in poor light can sometimes be mistaken for birds.)
  5. Donald Duck
  6. Harpies
  7. People in Angry Birds costumes
  8. Those kids in the Maximum Ride books
  9. The Seattle Seahawks
  10. The Valkyries, determiners of the fate of man