FREE THINGS THAT WE GOT AT THE CAREER FAIR

  1. despair
  2. a pinterest-branded terrarium
  3. very soft shirt that absorbs tears
  4. a job (jk)
  5. the sudden realization that I shouldn’t have been a Lit Arts concentrator
  6. a classy new linkedin photo
  7. consultation (seriously what does “consulting” mean)
  8. anxiety about the one spelling mistake on my resume
  9. a therapist’s business card (really)
  10. 256mb usb drive