things we should have by now in our futuristic time of 2015

  1. hoverboards

  2. equality and justice for all (you know, 200 years late)

  3. holograms (coachella doesn’t count)

  4. a solution to global warming

  5. flying cars

  6. calorie-free pizza

  7. self-lacing shoes

  8. President Lin-Manuel Miranda (cabinet meetings would be much more rhythmic)

  9. brain downloads so we can sleep through class

  10. post-graduation plans