lies we’ve told about our pasts

  1. we once stabbed a man

  2. we discovered america

  3. we did all of our reading for section

  4. we are the inventor of toaster strudel

  5. we were offered a scholarship to west point

  6. we founded west point

  7. we made fetch happen

  8. we punched a shark in the face

  9. we never really liked twilight

  10. the cold never bothered us anyway