things we’re thankful for

  1. corgis
  2. our friends and family or whatever
  3. pecan pie
  4. people who move over on the sidewalk when you’re coming
  5. glasses because sight and bonus style
  6. doorknobs
  7. sleep
  8. people who match their singular nouns and verbs with singular pronouns later in the sentence
  9. the John Cena meme
  10. pumpkin pie