top 10 things that should be banned in addition to hoverboards

  1. Columbus Day

  2. those damn kids and their newfangled toys

  3. shopping more than six classes in a day

  4. hovercrafts

  5. graduating

  6. textbooks that cost too much money

  7. “u up” texts

  8. loitering in stairwells

  9. bad cell phone batteries

  10. rain