top 10 biggest controversies since the chicken and the egg

1. creamy vs. chunky peanut butter

2. apple vs. android

3. flat earth vs. round earth

4. oxford comma vs. you’re wrong

5. blognonian vs. bologna

6. apple vs. orange

7. snow much fun vs. i fucking hate snow

8. early bird vs night owl vs eternally tired emu

9. pro-choice vs. pro-life

10. apple vs. not having original sin