top 10 dangerous things to beware of

1. tripping down the stairs in front of people

2. broken alarm clocks

3. over-hydrating

4. Uber surges

5. axe murderers

6. sliding on slippery sidewalks slick with snow

7. losing your phone when it’s dead

8. angry bears

9. losing your glasses because how do you find your glasses? we don’t know either

10. the housing lottery