places to go on spring break

  1. Cancun
  2. Puerto Rico
  3. The Void
  4. Helinke, the lost city of the ancients
  5. Mister Sister
  6. The White House easter egg hunt—show Obama your stuff
  7. Alicia DeVos’s house (email her at!)
  8. Hell (at least it’s warm)
  9. A Kit Kat factory—the perfect place to have a break
  10. Wilmington, Delaware, the greatest city in the world