types of sweaters

  1. The turtleneck sleeveless sweater dress
  2. The sweater your grandmother gave you in second grade you were forced to wear to Christmas dinner but didn’t wear otherwise
  3. The pale yellow sweater
  4. The crop-top sweater
  5. The sweater you tell people you got at a garage sale but you actually got at Urban Outfitters
  6. The Brown Ugly Christmas Sweater that’s actually a sweatshirt
  7. Dog sweaters (sweaters for dogs)
  8. Cardigans
  9. Gloves, sweaters for your hands
  10. And likewise: socks. Sweaters for your feet.