Top 10 ways to stay warm this winter

  1. Transfer
  2. Crank the heat in the dorms (benefits of included utilities amirite?)
  3. Participate in cuffing season
  4. Write a fire essay #finals
  5. Leave your oven on
  6. Standing under the above-ground bomb shelters outside BioMed
  7. Invite your smokin’ crush over for a sauna party in your sleeping bag
  8. Cook in a small kitchen
  9. Take up residence in your microwave
  10. Get swipe access to the greenhouse and go there during the 3 fucking hours of sunlight we have