Top 10 thoughts when it’s snowing

  1. It’s snowing
  2. I need to show everyone I know on every single social media platform that it’s snowing
  3. OH GOSH I’M FALLI–just kidding I’m good
  4. *blinks furiously as snow flecks fly directly into eyes*
  5. My socks are squishy. I want to scream.
  6. So this is Trump’s America. Just more white oppression
  7. These touchscreen gloves are bogus
  8. SNOW DAY–fuck I’m in college (plz come through Russell Carey)
  9. My grandchildren will never see snow
  10. *Leo voice from The Revenant* I ain’t afraid to die any more, I done it already.