• October 25, 2018 |

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    things you don’t wanna hear

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    ~~It’s spooky time~~

    Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo.

    Your instructor has released grade changes and new comments for Midterm 1. These changes are now viewable.

    I want to give back your essays one-on-one, in my office.

    Your midterm isn’t tomorrow; it was yesterday.

    Never gonna give you up.

    I really can’t stay. Baby, it’s cold outside.

    The SciLi basement is my favorite place to study.

    Let’s go to the CIT.

    Never gonna let you down.

    I’ve got to go away. Baby, it’s cold outside.

    Playing next: “Scott’s Tots.”

    Panic! at the Disco is an American rock band from Las Vegas, Nevada, formed in 2004 by childhood friends Brendon Urie, Ryan Ross, Spencer Smith, and Brent Wilson.

    Never gonna run around and desert you.

    Say, what’s in this drink? No cabs to be had out there.

    This is not a simulation.

    Chicken Finger Friday is canceled.

    Never gonna make you cry.

    I ought to say no, no, no. Mind if I move in closer?

    Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him: Shia LaBeouf.

    I thought I was alone, and then Christina Paxson stepped out of the shadows.

    Never gonna say goodbye.

    At least I’m gonna say that I tried. What’s the sense in hurting my pride?

    It’s laundry day.

    Please leave a message after the tone. *beep*

    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

    I really can’t stay. Baby, don’t hold out.

    Let’s go to this party right when it starts.

    Let me check my schedule.

    I’m PLME.

    Read 11:47 p.m.

    She fell asleep to something scratching underneath her floorboards.

    I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough credits to graduate.

    Harry woke up in his bedroom under the stairs and realized it had all been a dream.