top ten things to do before winter break

  1. Seek out caretakers for contraband pets
  2. End your non-relationship with that Tinder person you matched with earlier this semester
  3. Fill out the winter break checkout slip and tape it to your door
  4. Savor your last free beverage of the year from Shiru
  5. Make a last ditch effort to save that GPA
  6. Wish Blueno a happy new year
  7. Finally take out the overflowing trash that you and your roommate have been passive aggressively ignoring in hopes that the other will take initiative
  8. Find out how to hide all the body modifications you got this semester from your conservative family members
  9. Trash your least favorite class on the Critical Review forms
  10. Pat yourself on the back for surviving yet another semester