• December 5, 2018 |

    top ten ways to celebrate the ides of march

    article by saanya jain

    1. Eat some Caesar salad
    2. Say Et tu, Brute?” to anyone who throws shade at you
    3. Roast one of your friends 23 times in a row (lovingly)
    4. Get yourself a soothsayer (or at least a fortune cookie from Wong’s)
    5. Convince people it’s the Eyes of March, and they’ve been saying it wrong this whole time
    6. Eat leftover pie from Pi Day
    7. Party hard “among the common people with picnics, drinking, and revelry” (Wikipedia’s suggestion)
    8. Settle your debts
    9. Look at Ryan Gosling in the political-thriller movie The Ides of March
    10. Google what the Ides of March is