• March 22, 2019 |

    top ten things to unsee from spring 2021

    article by anita sheih

    1. Me 4x-speeding lectures in my pajamas
    2. Sex with the blinds up in the window across mine, every Friday night. Like clockwork. 
    3. Mask-under-nose syndrome
    4. Men doing sports shirtless (and maskless)
    5. Frat boys tearing down ESV posters
    6. “Follow the arrow” signs in every building. 
    7. Socially distant breakups :(
    8. People dressing great. It’s too much for my tiny heart.  You will live in my dreams forever <3
    9. Heterosexual buffoonery
    10.  My Popeyes order missing a chicken sandwich :’(