March 22, 2019 | top ten
top ten things to unsee from spring 2021
article by anita sheih
- Me 4x-speeding lectures in my pajamas
- Sex with the blinds up in the window across mine, every Friday night. Like clockwork.
- Mask-under-nose syndrome
- Men doing sports shirtless (and maskless)
- Frat boys tearing down ESV posters
- “Follow the arrow” signs in every building.
- Socially distant breakups :(
- People dressing great. It’s too much for my tiny heart. You will live in my dreams forever <3
- Heterosexual buffoonery
- My Popeyes order missing a chicken sandwich :’(