November 12, 2020 | Lifestyle
Large dome-shaped assembly line where you
anxiously file in to check whether or not
you’re going to die. Please stay safe, kids!
Stay Positive and test Negative!
People have 5 close friends?!?
Costly blue-bear object resting on Lamp.
Stolen from us too soon. RIP Blueno (2016-2020).
Technically, Untitled (Lamp/Bear).
Home of the trashiest hot takes and yet also
some of the best advice you’ll ever find.
This just ain’t it fam.
Feel like cries, have some fries.
Place you’ve spent every weekend night
without ever remembering.
Coolest place on Earth.
You’re not fooling anyone. We know you’re not
on the beach right now.
Reason you ran out of points one week into the semester.
Easily the best dining hall on campus (fight me!).
Transport you use to avoid even walking two feet.
You will likely miss it every time by one minute and
resort to walking back in the cold anyways
(I’m not bitter, I swear).
Creepy Victorian-era building where all of
the midnight organ concerts you’ve missed occur.
People who said they’d come but now it’s been
two days and your room is still flooded.
(We know you’re trying hard—thanks guys!)
Weekly hour-long meeting where you stare
blankly at your classmates who actually did the