• November 12, 2020 |

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    OMAC

    /plz-norona-plz/
    Noun

     

    Large dome-shaped assembly line where you

    anxiously file in to check whether or not

    you’re going to die. Please stay safe, kids!

    Stay Positive and test Negative!  

     

    Pod

    /Aym-all-alohn/
    Noun

     

    People have 5 close friends?!? 

     

    Blueno

    /miss-yu-bb/
    Noun

     

    Costly blue-bear object resting on Lamp.

    Stolen from us too soon. RIP Blueno (2016-2020).

    Technically, Untitled (Lamp/Bear). 

     

    Dear Blueno,

    /vitry-all/
    Noun

     

    Home of the trashiest hot takes and yet also

    some of the best advice you’ll ever find. 

     

    Zoom

    /kill-me-now/
    Noun

     

    This just ain’t it fam. 

     

    Josiah’s 

    /jos/
    Noun

     

    Feel like cries, have some fries. 

    Place you’ve spent every weekend night

    without ever remembering. 

     

    GCB 

    /natur-al-habi-tat/
    Noun

     

    Coolest place on Earth. 

     

    Virtual Background

    /cha-os/
    Noun

     

    You’re not fooling anyone. We know you’re not

    on the beach right now. 

     

    Blue Room 

    /poynts-gawn/
    Noun

     

    Reason you ran out of points one week into the semester. 

    Easily the best dining hall on campus (fight me!). 

     

    Brown Shuttle 

    /halp!-aaym-fro-zen/ 
    Noun

     

    Transport you use to avoid even walking two feet. 

    You will likely miss it every time by one minute and 

    resort to walking back in the cold anyways 

    (I’m not bitter, I swear). 

     

    Sayles Hall

    /haun-ted-haus/ 
    Noun

     

    Creepy Victorian-era building where all of 

    the midnight organ concerts you’ve missed occur.

     

    Facilities  

    /guess-ill-sleep-in-a-flooded-room-then/
    Noun

     

    People who said they’d come but now it’s been

    two days and your room is still flooded. 

    (We know you’re trying hard—thanks guys!) 

     

    Section

    /really-should’ve-done-the-readings/
    Noun

     

    Weekly hour-long meeting where you stare 

    blankly at your classmates who actually did the

    readings.