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  • Top 10 Reasons We Didn’t Let You Into Our Club

    1. Don’t have a vagina.
    2. “She’s really intense.”
    3. You’re so vain.
    4. U.G.L.Y. You ain’t got no alibi.
    5. Wears sneakers with khakis.
    6. Nobody likes MCM kids.
    7. You f*cking love cocaine.
    8. Ginger.
    9. WHISCO. ‘Nuff said.
    10. Saw you on BrownBares. Nice pearls.

  • Post- Magazine, February 9, 2012

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