WHY THE F@CK IS IT COLD AND SUNNY
I understand that the title may have betrayed a few aspects of my identity— yes, I’m from Florida; yes, I was born in California; yes, I’m obnoxious. But I resent that Providence’s temperature has been turned into a disgusting display of identity politics. I’m tired of my Northern brethren sneering at my plight— only after […]
Pros and Cons of "The Rodent"
Pros: The visceral reaction to “Rodent” is more analogous to the Sharpe Refectory experience than “Ratty.” A “rodent” was found dead in the building, not a “ratty.” Anarchy for the sake of anarchy is, at its core, kind of fun. I don’t really remember why it’s called the Ratty, at least this way I’ll have […]
Things Nobody Has Ever Said at Brown
Why don’t we just call it the Sharpe? Thank god all this construction is going on, I don’t know what I would do if I saw an unblocked sidewalk. Instead of anger at the petty, personal inconvenience ambulance alarms cause for me over the weekends, I feel empathy and pain for those that called the […]
To All the Classes I’ve Loved Before
You’ll never know how I thought of you, sitting in Physics, wishing I could be in you instead. During those never-ending nights at the SciLi, when I dreamed of all the euphorically early nights you could give me. I could never get you off my mind, as hard as I might. I remember dreaming of […]