There was a time when summer reading lists were not such a chore, back when my town library still had funding and used it to decorate the children’s section with construction paper dragons and cardboard...
1. Don’t have a vagina. 2. “She’s really intense.” 3. You’re so vain. 4. U.G.L.Y. You ain’t got no alibi. 5. Wears sneakers with khakis. 6. Nobody likes MCM kids. 7. You f*cking love cocaine. 8. Ginger. 9. WHISCO. ‘Nuff said. 10. Saw you on BrownBares. Nice pearls.
