So, you and your friends are going to The Turn of the Screw, but you wish your whole operatic evening could just be a bit… more… snobby. We here at Brown Opera Productions understand your problem!...
1. We still don’t know how to spell Paxson’s last name. 2. We don’t actually smoke … much. 3. Post- is racist. 4. We drink Torpedos and Moscato like there’s no Thursday. 5. We do all our layout in PowerPoint. 6. We’re changing our name to hyphen. 7. We f*cking love cocaine. 8. We also edit the Indy. 9. Fight Club is based on Post-. 10. The Naked Photo is photoshopped.
