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Articles By: Ben Schreckinger

Feel the Rush

Feel the Rush

“spoiled, rotten little skulls full of mush with brains that represent the arid expanse of the Sahara Desert” –Rush Limbaugh, on Brown students after they supported the faculty’s decision to stop... 

Minutes from Beta Rho Omega

Minutes from Beta Rho Omega

9:00 p.m.- Roll call. All present. 9:03 - Findings of the Exploratory Committee on RISD girls: RISD girls are an untapped resource. Further research deemed necessary. 9:05 – A.J. Warren motions... 

Making the Grade

Making the Grade

GQ  magazine recently named  Brown the #1 douchiest  college in America.  Intimate hygiene may  seem like an odd  basis for comparing  schools, but a little  research reveals a whole ... 

The Schrecking Ball

The Schrecking Ball

“No guys, guys, don’t worry. I have a foolproof plan for dating Emma Watson. When I meet her, I’m going to pretend that I have no idea who she is. Guys, She’ll find that so refreshing.” – Every...