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Articles By: The Hardy Brothers

We Might Tell

We Might Tell

Dear Frank and Joe, I have been reading your column since its inception, often in great excitement. ‘These two guys know so much!’ I always ejaculate to myself. But I sometimes feel crestfallen... 

Practical Tips for Going Dionysian Over Spring Weekend

Practical Tips for Going Dionysian Over Spring Weekend

This week in The Hardy Brothers: Special Edition, we bring you a menu of sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll and other delightful things to guide, inspire and, of course, help you plan your Spring Weekend meals... 

I’ll Have What She’s Not Having

I’ll Have What She’s Not Having

Dear Hardy Brothers, I think my girlfriend digs it when I go down on her, but I’ve started to suspect that she’s faking orgasms. How can I tell? Much love, Porfirio Rubirosa JOE: Is your... 

Pretty Girls Make Graves

Pretty Girls Make Graves

Dear Hardy Brothers, I’ve been casually hooking up with this boy (lots of heavy making out, but no sex yet) and recently decided I want to put a stop to it before it goes there. The problem is we’re... 

Dominatrix in Training

Dominatrix in Training

Dear Hardy Brothers, I am a dominant chick, but worried that my attitude in the bedroom might emasculate the males that come my way. How can I get boys to submit without making them run away? Who’s...