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Articles By: Matt Klebanoff

Matt Klebanoff is the managing editor of lifestyle at Post- Magazine.
Fri, Apr 8 2011
Neither Clean Nor Classy

Neither Clean Nor Classy

“If you need to pee, do it at least 200 feet away from the trail and any running water. If you need to poop, the same rules apply, but you have to dig a hole six inches deep, and then fill it up afterward—I... 

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Thu, Feb 17 2011
Emergency Rations

Emergency Rations

Last semester, after I decided to forgo a meal plan—not to mention a daily, throaty “hi” from Gail—it didn’t take long for my romantic notions of a Ratty-free life to all but vanish from thought.... 

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Thu, Feb 3 2011
Mexican Food War

Mexican Food War

In the fall of 2008, like all new first years at the time, I was faced with a choice: Antonio’s or Nice Slice. You couldn’t wholeheartedly enjoy both, or simply dine at one establishment without an... 

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Tue, Sep 14 2010
Pride & Processed

Pride & Processed

As I stood hunched over an industrial cheese vat, steel wool in one hand and a hose nozzle in the other, I tried to explain to my boss why I was chuckling to myself — in Italian. At the time, I was... 

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Sat, Mar 20 2010
Banished From Brown

Banished From Brown

Brown may be ranked among the nation’s happiest colleges, but the truth is that life here isn’t always fun, games, and a cappella. Just like any other university, Brown has its fair share of troubled... 

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Previous Articles

  • Top 10 Reasons We Didn’t Let You Into Our Club

    1. Don’t have a vagina.
    2. “She’s really intense.”
    3. You’re so vain.
    4. U.G.L.Y. You ain’t got no alibi.
    5. Wears sneakers with khakis.
    6. Nobody likes MCM kids.
    7. You f*cking love cocaine.
    8. Ginger.
    9. WHISCO. ‘Nuff said.
    10. Saw you on BrownBares. Nice pearls.

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