As I was watching the now infamous 2009 VMAs (Kanye West, I’m-a to let you finish), I saw a promo for a certain “reality” show featuring one of the more vile creatures known to man. In this promo,...
1. We still don’t know how to spell Paxson’s last name. 2. We don’t actually smoke … much. 3. Post- is racist. 4. We drink Torpedos and Moscato like there’s no Thursday. 5. We do all our layout in PowerPoint. 6. We’re changing our name to hyphen. 7. We f*cking love cocaine. 8. We also edit the Indy. 9. Fight Club is based on Post-. 10. The Naked Photo is photoshopped.