Illustration: Sam Rosenfeld
The latest installment in the Saw series tries desperately to fill five films worth of plot gaps. Under the pressure of releasing a franchise movie every Halloween, inconsistencies...
1. We still don’t know how to spell Paxson’s last name. 2. We don’t actually smoke … much. 3. Post- is racist. 4. We drink Torpedos and Moscato like there’s no Thursday. 5. We do all our layout in PowerPoint. 6. We’re changing our name to hyphen. 7. We f*cking love cocaine. 8. We also edit the Indy. 9. Fight Club is based on Post-. 10. The Naked Photo is photoshopped.
