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Thu, Mar 3 2011
Emily Post-

Emily Post-

Dear Emily, My roommate is perfect in every way—except for one little problem. She smells. Not just like an “oh-hey-it’s-a-little-musty-in-here-maybe-I-have-a-mildewed-shirt-hiding-under-my-bed”... 

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Thu, Feb 17 2011
Shows You’re Probably Not Watching…But Should Be

Shows You’re Probably Not Watching…But Should Be

Parks and Recreation – NBC Following in the footsteps of The Office, Parks and Recreation offers the same stone-cold, workplace satire with one crucial difference: the characters are likable,... 

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Thu, Feb 17 2011
Emily Post-

Emily Post-

Dear Emily Post- Every time I get slightly inebriated, I find myself itching to dial my ex-boyfriend, give him a piece of my mind… and then ask him to come over. Needless to say, this is less than ideal;... 

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Thu, Feb 10 2011
Emily Post-

Emily Post-

He just won’t stop… It starts with “Hey,” and then continues into innocuous chit chat which has no pertinence or relevance to my life. He announces he’s “chillin’,” “watchin’ some tv,”... 

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Thu, Feb 10 2011
Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear on Valentine’s Day

Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear on Valentine’s Day

1. Ratty at 6:00? 2. I’ve developed a gag reflex. 3. You know I’m gay, right? 4. CVS ran out of condoms. I got balloons. 5. Meesa Jar Jar Binks! Meeeeeesa wanna touch you! ... 

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  • Top 10 Reasons We Didn’t Let You Into Our Club

    1. Don’t have a vagina.
    2. “She’s really intense.”
    3. You’re so vain.
    4. U.G.L.Y. You ain’t got no alibi.
    5. Wears sneakers with khakis.
    6. Nobody likes MCM kids.
    7. You f*cking love cocaine.
    8. Ginger.
    9. WHISCO. ‘Nuff said.
    10. Saw you on BrownBares. Nice pearls.

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