City of Love, City of Light, la Belle Ville: all these refer to Paris, my home for the last semester. It’s a city whose reputation precedes it, whose abundance of pop culture representations allows...
You know when your parents reminisce, all moony-eyed, about their college days and say that these are “the best years of your life”? Never is that more true than Spring Weekend, when...
What is it about the siren call of salty sweetness? The two tastes have a kind of bewitching effect on one another. Sugar softens salt, salt amplifies sugar, and the combination is a harmonious...
“It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested… that it is above all helpful...
Just like myself circa 1999, when I was under the misguided impression that I was a horse, the Ratty makes an easy target. Its seemingly hallowed halls are a quick set-up for disappointment: when we set...
1. Don’t have a vagina. 2. “She’s really intense.” 3. You’re so vain. 4. U.G.L.Y. You ain’t got no alibi. 5. Wears sneakers with khakis. 6. Nobody likes MCM kids. 7. You f*cking love cocaine. 8. Ginger. 9. WHISCO. ‘Nuff said. 10. Saw you on BrownBares. Nice pearls.
