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“Every one of us has an anarchist and a totalitarian within us.” (Looking at pre-frosh) “Do not come here, you will be sucked into a neoliberal achievement rat race.” “The original content was the Ten Commandments. God knew if you put it into a list, it would get clicks.” “I’m not saying that I make…

Top Ten Literary References to Spring

“April is the cruelest month…” (T. S. Eliot, The Wasteland) Silent Spring (Rachel Carson) “Spring and All” (William Carlos Williams) “It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” (George Orwell, 1984) “Nature’s rst green is gold…” (Robert Frost, Nothing Gold Can Stay) “What a strange thing! to be alive…

Hot Post- Time Machine

“Ahh, I should have guessed he was American from those non-fitted pants.” Spencer Roth-Rose, The Game of Language, 4.14.16 “Behind the family-friendly mask of boy-band-hood, Zayn and Louis were, in fact, 20-something-year-old dudes.” Joshua Lu, Zayn—Mind of Mine, 4.14.2016


“I don’t like tomatoes in my tuna.” “Does anyone have an Overheard we can use? We need two more.” – Saanya Jain “My grandma apologized for forgetting to wish me happy birthday by venmoing me a hundred bucks for beer money.”

Top 10 National Holidays to Celebrate After the Holiday Season

Fruitcake Toss Day (Jan 3) Ditch New Year’s Resolution Day (Jan 17) OK Day (Mar 23) National Something on a Stick Day (Mar 28) Be Kind to Lawyers Day (Apr 10) Lima Bean Respect Day (April 20) World Naked Gardening Day (May 5, right after May 4’s No Pants Day) Herb Day (also May 5,…