• saanya jain

    hot post- time machine

    December 5, 2018
    article by saanya jain

    “Consume a God donut and you will understand the yeasty truths of the universe.” – Claribel Wu, “Misprint Multiverse,” 3.16.17 “Bill Gates founded Microsoft at 20; the only thing I’ve found is dirty teacups.” – Rebecca Ellis, “a quarter-life crisis,” 3.17.16

    top ten ways to celebrate the ides of march

    December 5, 2018
    article by saanya jain

    Eat some Caesar salad Say “Et tu, Brute?” to anyone who throws shade at you Roast one of your friends 23 times in a row (lovingly) Get yourself a soothsayer (or at least a fortune cookie from Wong’s) Convince people it’s the Eyes of March, and they’ve been saying it wrong this whole time Eat […]

    Overheard@Brown

    December 5, 2018
    article by saanya jain

    “Another way to look at parentheses is like a hug.” “She wants the D…and by D, I mean dinner.”

    Overheard@Brown 3/16

    September 20, 2018
    article by saanya jain

    “That’s my favorite joke about friction.”   “If at first you don’t succeed… dig a hole and cry… because you’ll never be good enough.”   “I think I like Trident gum, but I’ll always be a Hubba Bubba Boi.”

    Top Ten Literary References to Spring

    April 25, 2018
    article by saanya jain

    “April is the cruelest month…” (T. S. Eliot, The Wasteland) Silent Spring (Rachel Carson) “Spring and All” (William Carlos Williams) “It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” (George Orwell, 1984) “Nature’s rst green is gold…” (Robert Frost, Nothing Gold Can Stay) “What a strange thing! to be alive […]