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potty mouth

“There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.” – Kiefer Sutherland Unless it wasn’t previously obvious, we are nothing like Jack Bauer. Well, as long as you can ignore our strong taste for waterboarding and shared affinity for yelling on the telephone. Thankfully, this allows us to…

Dude. Food.

spring weekend tips

I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing. –Colonel Hans Landa As we write this it’s still too early to trust the forecast, but it does look like it will be a nicely sunny weekend.  With cooperative weather, you’re pretty much guaranteed a fun Spring Weekend —…

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how we do

“I couldn’t be flyer in my Topsiders, even if my Topsiders had wings.” -NSR People are always, like, coming up to us and saying “Ohmigod guys, I like, totes love Food Dudes!  I read it, like, every month.  Like, where do you get your inspiration?”  Well, dear readers, the answer to that question is arrestingly…

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covering all the bases

Winston Churchill: First off, I’d like to welcome our Lou Merloni Visiting Lecturer in Middle Infield Studies, and Honorary Co-Patron for 2010, Marco Scutaro. I’ve only had the pleasure of knowing Marco for these past few weeks, but through a number of engaging conversations I’ve come to feel that we will all learn a lot…

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the NOC list

“All right, Hunt. Enough is enough. You have bribed, cajoled, and killed, and you have done it using loyalties on the inside. You want to shake hands with the devil, that’s fine with me. I just want to make sure that you do it in hell.” –Eugene Kittridge, Mission: Impossible Although something along the lines…