• Arya Okten

    hey, grad center is not that bad!

    why are you booing me? i’m right!

    April 12, 2019
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    Hey! Stop laughing! I mean it! If you were a part of the yearly Game of Dorms that Brown likes to put on, you probably know exactly why I chose to write this article. By now, everyone on campus is all too aware of their “dormological” standing, thanks to the lottery results that came out […]

    analysis: colton’s bachelor finale

    the most dramatic recap in bachelor history

    March 22, 2019
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    Arya Okten: Hi! This is Arya, and this is… Callie Zola: This is Callie! AO: …And we’re on post-, and we love The Bachelor! The finale, for all of you who didn’t know, aired this Monday and Tuesday—which, for us, was yesterday and the day before. And, in this season, the bachelor Colton, who is […]