ex sex

n. The sex that occurs after one breaks up with one’s high school sweetheart and then comes back from college during one of the assorted breaks (winter, spring, summer, etc.)

Winter break. A time relatively free of stress! You’re back home, sleeping in your old room, seeing high school friends, etc. Being home is great! Maybe there’s a home-cooked meal involved. Your favorite food joints and stores are nearby. But something more sinister lurks in your hometown: your high school significant other. Perhaps this doesn’t…