• Ted Lamm

    Nice Things and Terrible Things

    October 1, 2009
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    “‘Where I come from,’ said Archie, ‘a bloke likes to get to know a girl before he marries her.’” “‘Where you come from it is customary to boil vegetables until they fall apart. This does not mean,’ said Samad tersely, ‘that it is a good idea.’” – White Teeth Nice Things Wriston Quad Farmers’ Market: […]

    dude. food. The Art of the Dinner Party

    September 23, 2009
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    “A prince must imitate the fox and the lion, for the lion cannot protect himself from traps, and the fox cannot defend himself from wolves. One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves.” – Niccolo Machiavelli The same, we feel, could be said of the host. Ah yes! […]

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    Stock Options

    September 16, 2009
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    “Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a […]

    The College Hill Dining Dictionary

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    September 5, 2009
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    Dear Freshmen, As you prepare for four-plus years of writing the same paper on the relative agencies of women and womyn in colonial and/or post-colonial and/or neo-colonial (or neo-post-colonial) Wisconsin, always remember that the closer to deadline you turn something in, the lower the chance it gets edited in any substantive manner. Also, remember that […]