1. We still don’t know how to spell Paxson’s last name.
2. We don’t actually smoke … much.
3. Post- is racist.
4. We drink Torpedos and Moscato like there’s no Thursday.
5. We do all our layout in PowerPoint.
6. We’re changing our name to hyphen.
7. We f*cking love cocaine.
8. We also edit the Indy.
9. Fight Club is based on Post-.
10. The Naked Photo is photoshopped.