• lifestyle

    People You’ll See In Your Lecture

    October 11, 2018
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    The Stenographer: This person started typing the second the professor said “hi.” This is the person making that loud keyboard sound ALL THE FUCKING TIME. This person sure as hell is making up facts to make note of because WHY WOULD YOU COPY THE ENTIRE SYLLABUS IF ITS POSTED ON CANVAS??

    Overwrought BBA Posts Part 1

    October 10, 2018
    article by Kahini Mehta

    42069- To that girl in the Sci-Li in the pineapple costume on Halloween in 2014: I was the boy wearing the pizza costume, and I think that says it all. It was love at first sight. The green foliage you wore on your head was what first attracted my attention. From there, it only got […]

    Recommended Midterm Playlist

    October 10, 2018
    article by Eashan Das

    In case you somehow are still unaware of your impending doom, we’re here to remind you that IT’S MIDTERM SEASON AGAIN! WOO-HOO! Here’s a playlist, with some tweaks to the wonderful lyrics that we know and love, which can help you make sense of things got this bad… Shopping Period: It’s early in the semester, […]

    Things I Wish I’d Said Earlier

    October 10, 2018
    article by Kahini Mehta

    tw, cw: mental illness, suicide, eating disorders, loss Hey, you. Yes, you. You in the corner over there, Hiding behind your long hair So that no one can see the desperation in your eyes. I just wanted to tell you: It’s okay. It’s okay that you have to hide.

    Procrastination Nation: A Day In The Life

    October 10, 2018
    article by Callie Zola

    We’re students. Procrastinating is in our blood. People who can go and crank out all of their reading responses or problem sets or papers in one sitting both impress and, quite frankly, terrify me. But most of us don’t have the luxury of time management, so we’re left with growing piles of work we either […]