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    Tell Us Your Zodiac Sign and We’ll Tell You Where to Hydrate

    April 26, 2018
    article by Arya Okten

    Regular Ole Water Fountain/Bubbler (Aries) Being an Aries can be tough — people always seem to be in the way. When you’re trying to get hydrated, the last thing you want to do is get in line behind someone who doesn’t know how to operate a filter. Lucky for you, nobody ever uses the water […]

    People You’ve Definitely Seen @the Nelson

    April 26, 2018
    article by Kahini Mehta

    Not all of us haul ourselves to the Nelson Fitness Center on a regular basis, but those who do are familiar with many characters. For those curious yet lazy souls who wonder what exactly goes on at the Brown Gym, here’s a quick tl;dg (too lazy; didn’t gym): Sir Lift-A-Lot The most daunting type of […]

    Special Skillz I Wish I Could Add to My Resume

    April 26, 2018
    article by Katie Brown

    If I were an employer, I’d hire the shit out of myself (tragically, actual employers do not always agree with me). But there’s a major issue: my resume lacks some of the most impressive things about me, things that may arguably be more impressive than my high school induction to the National Honor Society. Here […]

    Tell Us Your Favorite Store on Thayer and We’ll Tell You Your Concentration

    April 26, 2018
    article by Kahini Mehta

    Most Brown students come into college with firm ideas about what they don’t want to study, but a very vague notion of what they do want to study. The open curriculum certainly doesn’t help them make up their mind. But if you’re one of those lost souls, struggling to declare a concentration, look no further: […]