• lifestyle

    10 Reasons Why It’s Totally OK That You’re Procrastinating Right Now

    December 5, 2018
    article by Arya Okten

    You deserve this. You’ve been working really hard lately! Like, super hard! Winter break is only like two weeks away — it’s not like any decision you make at this point could actually affect your grades that badly. It’s only a couple of minutes… or hours… or days… Even though society wants you to forget […]

    Mash-Ups of Songs With the Same Names That Shouldn't Exist

    November 29, 2018
    article by Kahini Mehta

    … and how long I could listen to them for (each of them is roughly 2 minutes long.)   1.Rockstar Nickelback x Miley Cyrus (or Hannah Montana… idk) https://rave.dj/NcdqVrenCfI05A They say Hannah went off the rails, but they ain’t seen nothing yet. HOW LONG DID I LAST? The whole 2 minutes. It was one of […]

    Hometown Thanksgiving: Turkey with a Side of Discourse

    November 16, 2018
    article by Arya Okten

    “If Pop-Pop says something racist at Thanksgiving dinner, oh boy, am I going to tell him off!” said Kendall Wilfred, a Brown freshman who, at press time, had said absolutely nothing to Grandpa Joe. Primed with his newfound knowledge of words like “heteronormative” and “nuanced,” Kendall, in early November, reported that he was confident in […]

    Top 10 Glee Performances

    November 16, 2018
    article by Zach Zola

    Some of you may be wondering: why am I ranking the ten best Glee performances ever? To that, I have no real answer other than that I felt like it. A number of factors were considered for the ten songs that made it on to this list – as well as the thousands of other […]

    What the Ratty Should Play Instead of CNN

    November 16, 2018
    article by Riley Pestorius

    We’ve all been there. A stressful day, week… month. Where to go? What to do? The lost and confused student need not wander much further than the shining beacon of hope that is the Ratty. Sometimes, the most therapeutic remedy in a time of tribulation is to resolve one of our most biological needs: the […]