overheard at brown

Overheard @Brown 12/06

“Is it weird that I’m waxing your legs right now?” “Finals are my favorite time because we’re dying but like together.”

overheard at brown

“I thought the LSATs were the Spanish SAT.” “There was no food at the meetings, so I asked them to take me off the listserv.”

overheard 4/28

A: Why’d you delete that? B: It looked weird. A: You look weird, but I’m not going to delete you. That’s eugenics.