overheard at brown


“I don’t like tomatoes in my tuna.” “Does anyone have an Overheard we can use? We need two more.” – Saanya Jain “My grandma apologized for forgetting to wish me happy birthday by venmoing me a hundred bucks for beer money.”

Overheard@Brown 3/16

“Diagrams are the foreplay of a good essay.” “I stopped being cute March of last year.” “Isn’t life just LARPing?”


“My first thought when I woke up naked after sex: My internship applications!” “I’m closer to my roommate’s girlfriend than to my roommate.” “I hold a patent on a wind turbine I designed with my identical twin.”

Overhead at Brown 3/2

“My stomach is the most enduring part of my body” “My favorite thing to microwave is absurdism” “Jos is such a cheap date”

Overheard at Brown 2/16

“My existence is a social blunder.” “My pussy ain’t a balanced diet, my friends.”