overheard at brown

overheard 4/14/16

I hear he has a sick six-pack for a seventy-year-old.

overheard 4/14/16

You can get 2,900 pencils for $138.00. I can’t tell if that’s a good deal or not.

overheard 3/24/16

We accept Bear Bucks, but we don’t happily accept Bear Bucks. I can’t talk to bears!

overheard 3/24/16

I shouldn’t hate people I don’t know, but I hate her.