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    top ten weekends (that aren’t spring weekend)

    March 22, 2019
    article by Anita Sheih

    The Weeknd Fyre Festival 2017 Vampire Weekend Three-day weekends Halloweekend Weekend at Bernie’s That weekend you spent in Las Vegas Rebecca Black’s weekend Your carefree childhood weekends of pure adolescent poppycock “Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday” – will.i.am., c. 2009

    top ten ways to celebrate the ides of march

    December 5, 2018
    article by saanya jain

    Eat some Caesar salad Say “Et tu, Brute?” to anyone who throws shade at you Roast one of your friends 23 times in a row (lovingly) Get yourself a soothsayer (or at least a fortune cookie from Wong’s) Convince people it’s the Eyes of March, and they’ve been saying it wrong this whole time Eat […]

    Top Ten Literary References to Spring

    April 25, 2018
    article by saanya jain

    “April is the cruelest month…” (T. S. Eliot, The Wasteland) Silent Spring (Rachel Carson) “Spring and All” (William Carlos Williams) “It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” (George Orwell, 1984) “Nature’s rst green is gold…” (Robert Frost, Nothing Gold Can Stay) “What a strange thing! to be alive […]

    Top 10 National Holidays to Celebrate After the Holiday Season

    April 5, 2018
    article by saanya jain

    Fruitcake Toss Day (Jan 3) Ditch New Year’s Resolution Day (Jan 17) OK Day (Mar 23) National Something on a Stick Day (Mar 28) Be Kind to Lawyers Day (Apr 10) Lima Bean Respect Day (April 20) World Naked Gardening Day (May 5, right after May 4’s No Pants Day) Herb Day (also May 5, […]

    Top Ten Fields Considered “Industries” by Shiru Cafe*

    March 23, 2018
    article by saanya jain

    Dairy Outsourcing / Offspring Computer Game Semiconductors Alternative Dispute Resolution Import & Export Building Materials Paper & Forest products Defence & Space Ranching *This top ten list is not endorsed by Shiru Cafe, but these categories are 100% real.