I used to think I was smooth with the fellas. Then 10th grade came along, and I got a cell phone. Yes, I blame the drop in my level of “game” not on my uncanny ability to place myself in the most...
Can Brown overcome the Bishop Law?
For all of Spring Weekend’s days-long revelry and euphoric insanity, it’s the fairly reliable dozen of EMS calls and the far-more-reliable dozen of queues of hurling...
It starts off slow. Through the mid-afternoon haze of residual hangover and stale PBR, you lift your hands and chant—or yell, or screech—“aaaaaa Burger King, a Burger King/ Kentucky Fried Chicken...
Every year, thousands of Brown students get to go to their first Spring Weekend all over again. I actually haven’t been, because I’m a freshman. But anyone who has already attended can probably...
The Brown University brand boasts the prestige of the Ivy League, the innovation of the open curriculum, and phenomenal undergraduate access to research. The admissions office has an easy sell to prospective...
1. We still don’t know how to spell Paxson’s last name. 2. We don’t actually smoke … much. 3. Post- is racist. 4. We drink Torpedos and Moscato like there’s no Thursday. 5. We do all our layout in PowerPoint. 6. We’re changing our name to hyphen. 7. We f*cking love cocaine. 8. We also edit the Indy. 9. Fight Club is based on Post-. 10. The Naked Photo is photoshopped.
