• Robyn Sundlee


    (v.) the act of attempting to attract potential love interests

    April 16, 2015
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    It’s that time of year again. Birds are chirping, libraries emptying, social schedules filling to the brim. Spring Weekend marks the start of a full season of activities: senior week, then commencement, then, blissfully, summer, which can seem a like a three month-long party in and of itself. For many, all these celebrations—particularly Spring Weekend—carry […]

    ex sex

    n. The sex that occurs after one breaks up with one’s high school sweetheart and then comes back from college during one of the assorted breaks (winter, spring, summer, etc.)

    December 4, 2014
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    Winter break. A time relatively free of stress! You’re back home, sleeping in your old room, seeing high school friends, etc. Being home is great! Maybe there’s a home-cooked meal involved. Your favorite food joints and stores are nearby. But something more sinister lurks in your hometown: your high school significant other. Perhaps this doesn’t […]


    n. the fact of who a person is; constantly in flux

    November 13, 2014
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    The token lesbian college experience. Lore, while backed by zero empirical evidence, suggests that college is the time to be open-minded! Explore your sexuality, try something new, re-create your identity, blah blah blah something about postmodernism. Maybe you’ve heard stories you can’t un-hear about the topic (e.g. that hypothetical time your mom got drunk at […]


    n. an inflammation of the relationship-y side of the brain, often causing neglect of one’s friends in favor of one’s relationship

    October 30, 2014
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    I have this theory. I think the best way to judge a friendship is to wait until your buddy gets involved in a new romance. Too many times, the juggling act between friend and lover becomes too much, and they have to let one relationship slip. Do they disappear into their significant other’s bedroom, never […]

    friends with benefits

    n. allies in the pursuit of sex; benefits being hot siblings

    October 23, 2014
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    It’s that time of the semester. Magical non-rainy weather, random lectures happening at 8 AM, parents milling around insisting that you take a picture in front of every bear statue on campus, and the arrival of your friends’ hot younger siblings (who are hopefully seniors in high school, at least). Family weekend. Hooking up with […]